Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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