went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
Randomize