yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
