On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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