38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Did you just see the Batmobile???
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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