Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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