I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
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