Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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