Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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