The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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