We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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