i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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