oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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