I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
just found out that she named her cat after me.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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