big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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