I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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