no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
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