Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
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