Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
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