If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
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