Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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