that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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