We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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