You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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