yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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