"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize
