You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
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