Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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