no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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