I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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