oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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