Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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