But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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