just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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