doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
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Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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