I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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