worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
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