Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Randomize
