I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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