my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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