and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
We left an ass print on the piano.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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