How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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