i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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