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(208): View more from Idaho

all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.

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(614): View more from Ohio

Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?

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(607): View more from New York

i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?

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(226): View more from Ontario

Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again

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(281): View more from Texas

Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am

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(678): View more from Georgia

I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope

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(205): View more from Alabama

Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.

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I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy

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(256): View more from Alabama

His nipple licking is glorious

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