I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Randomize
