Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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