Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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