the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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