It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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