Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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