I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
Randomize
