Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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