I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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