i barfeds in our rink
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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