I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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