3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
"it" just moved
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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