He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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