Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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